Christmas Lights
Some counselors claim that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in relationships? They say the other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering. With this in mind I present the following to you:
"Hello!!! You've got two red lights right next to each other. You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue..."
"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."
"What do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knots?"
"If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than your father."
"Here! Give me that!"
"I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!"
"You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we agreed it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"
"Where's the cat?"
"You've got the whole thing on the tree upside down. The electric plug thingie should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top."
What NOT to Say when Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree!
"Hello!!! You've got two red lights right next to each other. You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue..."
"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."
"What do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knots?"
"If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than your father."
"Here! Give me that!"
"I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!"
"You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we agreed it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"
"Where's the cat?"
"You've got the whole thing on the tree upside down. The electric plug thingie should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top."
posted by Peter @ 2:00 PM
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