For Pete's Sake!

An outlet for my views, opinions, and humor (which is anything but dry).

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Three C's

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each illegal alien a cow....
CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them OURS? It was written by a lot of really smart guys; it's worked for over 200 years; and we're obviously not using it anymore.
COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse... You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal" and "Thou shalt not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. Apparently it creates a hostile work environment!

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